Self-Improvement Corner: Jason Sudeikis says....
I have stumble this article from co-stars with Owen Wilson for the film Hall Pass and wanted to share with you guys, `Eight Simple, Effective, and Exciting Ways To Help You Never Get Anything You Want' - how not to achieve anything you desire in life, be it friendship, a kiss goodnight, or world domination (especially if you're an angry alien), shall we? Stop saying "PLEASE" and "THANK YOU" - being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want. Replace them with placegolders, like "NOW" and "ABOUT TIME". Avoid all eye contact - an absolute must!. Looking someone in the eye can come off as charming, or confident, or "normal". When dealing with men (or maybe superheroes), you want to stare at their hairline. Even if it's a good hairline. Keep staring.It'll get to them. With women, you're gonna wanna stare at theirf...